Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Bottom text reads "WESTVIEW SKATELAND

Bottom text reads "WESTVIEW SKATELAND

Cream cursive text reads "Organic" above a brown ribbon bearing "POPCORN" in bold serif

Bleeding your own blood is just basic physiology

Bold distressed white block text reads "JOLLY" arched above "AF" in a weathered screen-print style

Curved green script reads "Watsonville" above large red cursive lettering reading "Pippins" with a swooping underline tail

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Bottom text reads "WESTVIEW SKATELANDTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft